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Sammich Demotivational Poster


NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.56/5

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blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am
Get THE Chain For The Bed


A TRUE WOMAN - She rightfully defends her territory... the kitchen. Now...stop playing around and make me a sammich!


TAGS: real woman warrior kitchen sammich tits
Rating: 4.12/5

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Azzameen85 - July 22, 2011, 7:27 am
Reminds me of my ex... I was never allowed in the kitchen and she was a great cook.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:45 pm
See?
BennyChick - April 5, 2010, 6:42 pm
True...True
Cubbybear - April 2, 2010, 11:02 pm
Aggy knows his utensils
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:51 pm
A quick lesson in defensive posturing.... the grill is clearly a coooling rack, which a woman (baker) should know. Secondly, if it was seen as a grill, it'd draw the man closer in, and by the time he was within reach, blammo! cheese grater hand job!
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:49 pm
Barbecue me a sammich!
BennyChick - April 2, 2010, 8:47 pm
why does she have something for a grill as a shield? GRILLS ARE FOR MEN!!!


SAMMICH -


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 4.71/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:35 pm
Challenge accepted! Now find me 49 other women!
Greeny - January 4, 2014, 10:30 pm
Don't forget smelly
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2014, 10:30 pm
I'd call this fair considering how many posters we make objectifying women.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 4, 2014, 10:03 pm
I really hate this poster, it makes it sound like men are nothing but baby making machines. We're far more than that, we're smart, feeling, loving human beings.
motivational777 - June 26, 2013, 3:09 pm
If I could do that, you wouldn't have time to make me a "Sammich"
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 3:51 pm

omg...how did i miss this....EPIC!!!
RHJunior - October 2, 2011, 3:51 am
Great, when you can pull down a gazelle with nothing but your teeth and Lee press-on nails, we'll talk. Till then make the damn sandwich.
Derek - September 30, 2011, 9:32 pm
Mmmmm Nigella Lawson. More than just good sandwiches.
keg0death - September 30, 2011, 6:45 pm
Challenge Accepted.
jplace - September 30, 2011, 11:52 am
But is it with the same female every time?
ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:43 am
OK, make it a BLT. 5 manly lions.


REGRET -


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.98/5

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5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)


DREAMS - Sometimes, they come true.


TAGS: sammich women men kitchen funny
Rating: 4/5

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Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:04 am
is that BACON on those sammiches??? Dreams really do come true..


REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: sammich eats you rerun
Rating: 4.74/5

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irresistablex3 - January 13, 2011, 10:34 pm
i should do that to my future kids
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:50 pm
That's what ya get for asking for a fucking sammich! lol still made me laugh 5!
rerun - January 9, 2011, 2:35 pm

they don't have sammichs in Soviet Russia.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 1:09 pm

....what ....no "in soviet russia....." joke?


MCDONALDS - Their Burgers Are Made Fresh !!




MAKE ME A SAMMICH -


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

rerun - April 3, 2010, 7:06 pm

I keep meaning to make this. 1st I must make a living will.
wee - April 3, 2010, 7:03 pm
that sammich...i need it!!
thatonechick - February 1, 2010, 10:42 pm
Hey, look! They bought the cheese at HyVee. xD
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 10:07 pm
It is perfect! 5/5 I think one of these would get a man through winter.
Todd Snyder - September 16, 2009, 10:04 pm
Dang! I'm such a sucker for these monster food motifakes. 5 lions for you (seach "Circus Waffle"-yummers)
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 11:33 pm
I saw someone coat their bacon in panco crumbs and then deep fry it...I dreamed about new stints all night long
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:04 pm
Step 6.5: chicken fry the bacon.
disturbd1 - May 15, 2009, 12:59 am
I'm having a heart attack just looking at this
Guest - April 17, 2009, 3:33 pm
I made this and it was amazing
fem - April 3, 2009, 1:46 pm
step 11 call an ambulance to get your stomach pumped
Grammar Nazi - March 28, 2009, 11:28 am
step 8 would be the only thing i would eat.
mallen - March 13, 2009, 7:50 pm
I just threw up a little.
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 10:57 am
Dude dont you know that undercooked ground beef could make you sick. HAHA
Porcelina - March 1, 2009, 10:15 pm
That looks so good.. minus all that cheese. If I want to kill myself I'll make this
TigerKid - March 1, 2009, 9:58 pm
Wow...just...wow


DYSLEXIA -


TAGS: sammich diagnosis
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:21 am
I've tried to talk to her Roadki11uk, but she said she would have some VooDoo spell put on me...
Roadki11uk - October 23, 2009, 5:49 am
That's a perfect sandwich... though maybe a little too much bread.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 3:58 pm
Sean...I only get mad at her when she does dress in the morning *psst, it's a old hippie thing...till she discovered Versace, Gucci and what ever the hell else she wares to all those save this and save that thingies*
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:49 pm
Nice one. =)
MO - October 20, 2009, 6:15 pm
Hamsome!! Simply hamsome Bone!!! And MWLF FTW!!! 5...um, michsam's?
BoneCD - October 20, 2009, 4:00 pm
Good one MWLF...and thanks guys
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 20, 2009, 3:33 pm
At least she made you a wichsand!
Sean - October 20, 2009, 3:08 pm
Do you let her dress herself in the morning? How about if yer mad at her, then?
giulio - October 20, 2009, 2:55 pm
Nice post and... wife! 5L!
todd snyder - October 20, 2009, 2:55 pm
Never thought of it that way - 5 lions for thinking outside the box
aerofiend - October 20, 2009, 2:53 pm
Doesn't mean she's wrong.


HONEY COME AND GET IT - I made you a sammich !


TAGS: i made you sammich
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - September 1, 2011, 5:34 pm
Nope...I'm bu5y with the drinking game...lol


SAMMICH - Looks like this one could use some meat !!


TAGS: sammich can we be your filling
Rating: 3.85/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 4:49 pm
Wasn't quite what I meant when I asked you to make me one... but this is better!


SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.


TAGS: schrodinger sammich sadwich cat german quatum science hellsing
Rating: 3.22/5

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Derek - September 27, 2009, 12:18 am
The cat has eyes that are neither brown nor blue but in an indeterminate state. :-)
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 5:55 pm
Add a little mustard, but hold the...Meowww...quiet. Hold the...meowww...mayo. AAHROM NOM NOM NOM...


TAKE AWAY THE -




ULTIMATE SAMMICH!! - Two grilled cheese sandwiches as buns... ...BRILLIANT!


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 3.94/5

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vader - January 24, 2010, 6:58 pm
yes, but there's too much salad on it


BUN IN THE OVEN - Wow...that is very good dear... Now quit standing around and finish my sammich




MAKE HIM A SAMMICH -


TAGS: wife recipe bread crackers sammich
Rating: 4.14/5

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Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:03 pm
It has been previously noted that we English speaking peoples are divided by our common language. In this instance I was using Motifake speak, a form of common language not taught in school. With all due respect to the Earl of Sandwich.
Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:03 pm
It has been previously noted that we English speaking peoples are divided by our common language. In this instance I was using Motifake speak, a form of common language not taught in school. With all due respect to the Earl of Sandwich.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:26 pm
thehun wtfgdykaacatot usa if you can read this you may have a text or tweeting problem also to simplify it for you other peoples thehun shut it.
Claire - February 21, 2011, 10:15 pm
Did he just call us "yanks?"
rerun - February 21, 2011, 8:20 pm

at Motifake it is a sammich
thehun - February 21, 2011, 8:14 pm
when will you bloody yanks learn? its called a Sandwich!!!
autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:29 am
It's close Louis! Do it! Quick! Before he comes home!


AH THE GOOD 'OL DAYS - When women accepted their natural place




GO AHEAD - Tell me to get you a sammich ONE MORE TIME




GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: female hormones class kitchen sammich
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 4:38 pm
While similar to 105600 there are many differences between the two. Both are well done. This stands on it's own merit.
Anonymous2 - June 27, 2010, 2:41 pm
Meh. Would've been better if it was before http://www.motifake.com/geography-of-a-woman-motifake-service-announcement-demotivational-poster-105600.html


FRANK BARONE - MAKE ME A SAMMICH!


TAGS: everybody loves raymond sammich
Rating: 3/5

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Dan - February 8, 2009, 7:45 pm
Holy crap!


JOHN MONTAGU, 4TH EARL OF SAMMICH - Wench, bring me meat tucked between two slices of bread.


TAGS: sammiches
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 12:09 pm
Flexaril is Awesome! I like the "waves" as they crash against you...very soothing.
Preacher Man - June 9, 2010, 12:01 pm
Flexaril is a muscle relaxer for my back. Slivovitz is a Croation plum brandy with a nice, long lasting burn. Combine the two and posters like this ensue.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:31 am
I don't know what those are, But I do the same thing with alcohol all the time. Don't feel bad.
Preacher Man - June 9, 2010, 11:30 am
It's astounding what will seem funny when you combine Flexaril with Slivovitz after midnight. This seemed so much funnier last night...


THE FEMINISTS PICNIC -


TAGS: sammichs
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - February 20, 2013, 7:31 pm
5L
steve1961 - February 20, 2013, 3:13 pm
No sammichs and not a Lady Schick to be found...
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 12:54 pm
5L me Lord...made me choke laugh and that even outranks a gut giggle....well done indeed sire.


FATAL MISTAKE -


TAGS: wild west gunfight sammich
Rating: 4.79/5

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Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 5:49 am
I only have 5 bullets but I am trying to get that sammich anyway
ICEMAN - July 9, 2011, 12:13 am
I'll take 5 slices on mine.


PITIFUL -




OH NO -




KFC DOUBLE DOWN LUTHER SANDWICH - An offering was made to the SAMMICH Gods...and they rejoiced! All is well in the land again.


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 3.77/5

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familyghost - April 25, 2010, 1:41 pm
under the top piece of cheese.
ICEMAN - April 24, 2010, 6:47 am
Where's the bacon?


FEMINIST ICONS -


TAGS: feminism icons fisting sammich propaganda mensactivism
Rating: 3.71/5

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DrEvo82 - November 11, 2009, 7:40 am
Awesome, just awesome. 5 lions!
CANADA - November 10, 2009, 8:47 pm
LMAO 5LIONS!
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 8:34 pm
Shoppin' is nothing without the wit and words to back it.
Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 8:32 pm
Lol cheers. Paint shop pro version 9 ROCKS!
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 8:30 pm
5L for the poster. And another 5L for your patience, Chopper.


THE ONE -




WELCOME TO BUDS -




THE POWER OF CHRIST - Compels You To Make Me a Sammich!


TAGS: face palm sammich
Rating: 1.46/5

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FRAIL BAIT - Because you don't want to share that sammich deleted deleted


TAGS: frail bait sammich
Rating: 2.52/5

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Claire - July 9, 2009, 5:24 pm
It's called fake tan, Shtoink.
dear lord... - January 10, 2009, 7:56 pm
Shecanhassandwich?
Da5id - November 5, 2008, 10:27 am
Aaa...aaa...aaachooo... shit girl, whereja go?
Macco - September 29, 2008, 1:49 am
What? Has there been other frailbaits? There's none on here or in google search.
Shtoink - September 29, 2008, 1:40 am
least this one isnt as corpse looking as the others. she has some color to her skin


hooter girls -


TAGS: subway sammich
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

CaptMickeyd - August 17, 2015, 4:38 pm
Make me a sandwich, on wheat, with all the fixins.
concern3 - August 17, 2015, 3:13 am
As usual reality prevails


CONFUSED - It's Donuts guys, get with the program!




NUTS -


TAGS: sammich pms
Rating: 4.56/5

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Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 5:49 pm
Amsome RL! (even with the lil mishap)


HEY BILL - Wanna swap your PB&J for my cucumber and cheese


TAGS: sammiches
Rating: 4.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 1, 2013, 7:11 pm
Dude! That's my dad's recipe!
spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:30 pm
Today they just go on unemployment.
Greeny - June 23, 2011, 6:16 am
What, don't like fruitloops? It is the most versatile of all cereals! Absolutely wonderful & colorful as a meatloaf filler too!
house - June 22, 2011, 11:34 pm
Greeny - your just sick
Greeny - June 22, 2011, 11:17 pm
cucumbers are ok, but nothin beats a bowl of fruitloops & mayonaise
Krissie - June 22, 2011, 11:02 pm
cucumber n cheese...oooo, YUM!cream cheese &cuke slices...dammit im hungry now ;)
David43515 - June 22, 2011, 9:34 pm
Cucumber is good with lot`s of sandwich fillings. Try slices of it instead of lettuce.
house - June 21, 2011, 9:09 pm
next time you good lady makes you a sammich, try it. crucnhy cucumber with soft cheese......good with mayo too
the1stCOMMI3 - June 21, 2011, 9:05 pm
I never tried cucumber & cheese, is it good?


WHERE'S MY SAMMICH? -


TAGS: sammich knuckle
Rating: 4.4/5

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Feasibly - April 26, 2011, 12:21 am
bump...xx
zazale - November 7, 2010, 8:34 am
LOL Truth Fond!!
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 8:03 am

lol...demotivating and funny....n1.
Zook - November 6, 2010, 4:54 pm
LOL! 5L


S E X I S M - You can be classy about it too


TAGS: classic sammich vintage
Rating: 3.89/5

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Zreiser - January 1, 2011, 5:29 am
Sorry, I didn't see the logo, but it's good to pay tribute at least a little bit to Ron for finding such a great photo. It's a great platform for many many jokes
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 7:43 pm
#35682
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 7:36 pm
Too freakin' funny. Now they're stealing from Ron. 1L
rerun - December 31, 2010, 5:43 pm

would have been better had you cropped out the "ronsart" logo.
Reality Lord - December 31, 2010, 11:28 am

for a new contributor...nice!


WOMEN - Is there anything they can't do Apparently yes there is, make my sammich !!


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 3.78/5

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A HAPPY MARRIAGE - Quitcherbitchin! Now go make me a sammich!


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 3.73/5

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glassdaemon - April 5, 2011, 8:38 pm
I give you sex and you want ME to make the sammich? Oh I think not....
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 3:55 pm
Sit dwon Little Vinnie, it's time we had "The Talk"...you see, when a man and woman really love each other...
vinzzz001 - January 8, 2010, 3:46 pm
what happend on the end?........
Me_ - December 16, 2009, 2:04 pm
I bet she she has some diamonds, unlike my ex wife.


LOVE HURTS - and she won't even make you a sammich after this


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 3.33/5

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WELL, OF COURSE IT IS! - It is however going to get damn uncomfortable around here if someone doesn't get me my sammich!


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 2.25/5

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Me_ - April 16, 2010, 12:56 pm
Depends on what country you are in.


LIPSTICK - Looks better on my cock Now make me a sammich


TAGS: lipstick sammich
Rating: 2.09/5

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Max - June 18, 2008, 8:06 pm
...I hate you. I was gonna say that. But you beat me to it. (Well, except for the sammich part.)


GUITAR HEROINE -


TAGS: hero xbox play station sammich girl
Rating: 4.86/5

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TheGoat - May 21, 2011, 11:09 pm
Such a small guitar! Not everything is small though and I don't mean sammichs you dumbass!
dbeatham - May 20, 2011, 11:38 pm
Sorry got distracted again
dbeatham - May 20, 2011, 11:37 pm
Im sorry, what guitar? everytime I look i dont notice anything except.....
crazyman - May 20, 2011, 5:26 pm
I'd tap that
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2011, 5:50 am
Guitar always leads to heroine. And heroine sometimes leads to judging American Idol. 5
forseti - May 19, 2011, 2:25 pm
She sucks too... Wait... Nevermind. You talked about making sammiches, right?!? o.0
Peso - May 19, 2011, 2:22 pm
I suck at that game! Maybe she could train me??? 5Ls
champ99 - May 19, 2011, 2:03 pm
5sammich nom nom nom


LAST WORDS -


TAGS: marriage vows death betrayal sammich
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 14, 2013, 9:29 pm
Nice. Hell hath no fury like a woman 5corned... or made sandwich maker.
Shaq123 - February 10, 2011, 5:38 am
Another reference to the movie Bitch Slap!. Love it.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:10 pm
*an ending
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:07 pm
Nope, just putting and ending to the story. Yours was great, BTW.
autumnspirit - February 8, 2011, 6:04 pm
Well, Monkeylust, you must feel threatened by my work, huh? lol J/K
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 3:18 pm
A reply to 128101


EXCUSE ME? -




GO ON! - Tell me to make you a sammich one more f%&#ing time


TAGS: sammich gun girl
Rating: 4.26/5

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Kohnel - January 22, 2011, 8:47 am
Thanks I have been spending a lot of my time @ work looking through this site & I love it. Thought I might try my hand at creating a few.
Dimytri - January 22, 2011, 12:23 am
Safety's on.
Donkasaurus - January 21, 2011, 1:47 pm
You don't scare me woman! I know for a fact I never taught you how to load that thing! For good reason too!
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:42 pm
Is that a waffle Iron she's holding?? Mine with bacon and extra syrup please!
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 11:04 am
Make me a sammich and it better have some f*cking bacon on it. Decent fake Kohnel


IRONY - Steve, After Showing Off His New Tattoo Realized He Was Hungry.... And Had No Cash For A Sammich




EFFICIENCY -




Do I see a sammich? -




I DON'T WANT NO FISH - Make me sammich bitch !




SAMMICH - MaZ I Plz Haz Sum Extra Brst Meat & Mayo?


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 2.96/5

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DADDY? -


TAGS: stop the sammich thing already
Rating: 4.72/5

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LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:27 pm
bahahahhahaah


THAT ONE CHICK -


TAGS: tribute roast thatonechick sammich
Rating: 4.53/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:29 am
Too much to ask you to cut off the crust first? Great tribute!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:48 am
Extra bacon, dear?


YOUR MAMMA, MY SAMMICH! -


TAGS: sports nuts sammich wife live
Rating: 4.53/5

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Reality Lord - January 10, 2011, 1:28 pm

lolz


WHAT A WOMAN - "Ok dear I'm back from my trail blazing flight; What kind of sammich did you want?'


TAGS: sammich woman
Rating: 4.46/5

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Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:43 am
And it's also quite sad, cuz, as we all know, buddy never got that sammich. *sigh ... burp*
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:40 am
This is great.
Reality Lord - April 17, 2011, 1:57 pm

love it!


GREAT IDEAS - They never come after a pastrami on rye. You only get nightmares about trashy women. Anyone know a great late-night Deli?


TAGS: rerun tribute cubby sammich
Rating: 4.44/5

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IllicoPresto - September 12, 2010, 8:11 pm
Hmmm, pastrami! Haven't had a real pastrami sandwich since I left NYC.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:41 am

Hmmmm, contemplating a move to Hawaii....business idea.
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 1:13 am
Delis are nonexistent where I live
Faceplant31 - September 12, 2010, 1:06 am
5L Cubby! There is actually the best jewish deli about an hour from my house.
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
This is motifake perfection.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 9:49 pm
Nice.
Cubbybear - September 11, 2010, 9:45 pm
I am saved too! "Do the Jew" my friend
rerun - September 11, 2010, 9:38 pm

Cubby - you are touched in the head...and I saved Lindsel Lohan....woohoo. Love it


MOTIFAKE HELL -


TAGS: oh and can you send down a sammich too
Rating: 4.1/5

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rerun - February 19, 2010, 10:22 pm

look at what just got posted
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 10:21 pm
Yeah, Space? How so? I'm buzzing with anticipation.
spacedog - February 19, 2010, 10:17 pm
Love this poster Pro, but I'm afraid I'm about to take moti-hell to another level.
TheTrashHeap - February 6, 2010, 9:59 pm
5L for my part in the fight against timmies. And for the LOL of course.
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 9:27 pm
DSATHeDRiZZLe the Timmy strikes again. Loser.
Derek - February 6, 2010, 6:08 pm
Your best production yet!
Faceplant31 - February 6, 2010, 4:36 pm
EPIC PRO!!! FUKCING AMSOME!


I GET BY - with a little help from my friends




AGGY'S MORNING WALKS - an important part of starting the day off right


TAGS: bet that sammich is made tomorrow
Rating: 3.88/5

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MilDoc - January 5, 2011, 11:33 am
Kinda blurs the difference between buoys and girls, doesn't it?
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:04 pm
Always keep chilled.


THANK YOU HONEY, NOW TAKE A HIKE -


TAGS: i d kill for a sammich
Rating: 3.86/5

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Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 10:12 am
"...and Please, take your time..."


IMPRESSIVE KNIFE -


TAGS: great for making sammiches girl
Rating: 3.07/5

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kangboy123 - January 12, 2012, 4:53 pm
then make me some Klingon sammiches
Ed-Hyde - June 2, 2010, 11:50 am
Guess I'm the only one compelled to mention that its a Klingon blade? Anyone else? No? .....
forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:37 am
LOL! 5 to you, bart... Next time I'll send my pics to you for better captions! ;)
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:08 pm
"Nice knife. Want to do some forking?" And that's how you get stabbed in a lesbian bar. 5/5
Nand - May 31, 2010, 8:31 pm
Better hope that they have sandviches in Sto-vo-kor.
Derek - May 31, 2010, 7:27 pm
Should make for an interesting sandwich


CUBBY - Stop staring and make a sammich!




GET BACK HERE - and make me a sammich!


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 2.95/5
0verture - September 16, 2009, 9:44 am
hahaha brilliant.
BLARGH - August 9, 2009, 9:13 pm
roflz
SilverAmpithere - June 20, 2009, 3:38 am
I LOL'D!


RESIDENT EVIL -




FIRST LADY OR NOT... - She Still Has To Make Sammiches.




REJECTION - I thought she was the love of my life. I imagined us growing old together. Why did I wipe it off on the drapes?




Egalitarianism -




IDIOSYNCRASY -




JUDO LESSON -


TAGS: judo chop sammich half lesson
Rating: 4.22/5

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autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 6:06 pm
Speaking from experience... ALWAYS have a sammich ready!


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EMERGENCY - With his sammich maker out of town we had to do an emergency airdrop to keep him from eating the neighbor's kids


TAGS: moooooooooooos cranky due to no sammiches
Rating: 4.14/5

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ICEMAN - April 27, 2010, 2:26 am
You forgot the Jameson's.


UN-MANNED - See what happens when she is not in the kitchen making a sammich?


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 3.38/5

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mariand - May 25, 2011, 3:16 pm
HERWAY... sounds like an incurable disease :))


MARITAL ARGUEMENTS - It's never too early to start !!


TAGS: i guess she wouldn t make him a sammich
Rating: 3.33/5

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JLBachs - March 25, 2010, 11:23 pm
Angry Dragon - let the wedding night festivities begin


VELVET ELVIS - No longer just a crappy painting! Now a crappy Cabernet Sauvignon from the Napa Valley!


TAGS: september challenge elvis washed down his nana sammich with it
Rating: 3.05/5

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Derek - September 28, 2009, 6:14 pm
If a bogan drinks a bad wine and enjoys it, and nobody with taste is there to say otherwise - is it a crappy wine?
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 11:48 am
Top notch!!


FIST SAMMICH -


TAGS: fist sammich fighting buttheads
Rating: 3.04/5

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Derek - October 5, 2009, 5:17 pm
I have to admit, this one made me knuckle.


HAIKU INTERLUDE #19 -


TAGS: soylent sammiches
Rating: 2.67/5

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Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:15 am
Holy cow I'm an idiot. This is not the cricket one. Stoopid squirrel. Always distracting me.
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:11 am
Speaking of crickets ....
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:25 pm
with soylent green cubes....mmmmm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 9, 2009, 12:22 pm
Sapporo? don't they make that soup I like so much?
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:12 pm
I'll have the soylent green with wasabi on the side please, and a tall Sapporo without a glass
Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 5:00 am
I don't get it, so it must be good! 5/5


SPAM!! - Not only it taste great on Sammich but it messes up your emails too~yum!!


TAGS: sammich spam
Rating: 2.33/5

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MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 5:07 pm
Spam, Spam, spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam.....
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 3:40 pm
Spam"s The Best Thing On Earth.


CONGRATS!!!1!!!1111!!ONE!! - ...Now go make me a sammich bitch.


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 2.04/5

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Sand Monkey - October 22, 2008, 12:59 pm
I loved it when the first dude and I tag teamed the beotch!
LogicDude - October 6, 2008, 1:39 pm
Jane you ignorant slut.
Sarah Palin - September 2, 2008, 6:04 pm
Our top story tonight, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
pro - September 2, 2008, 1:57 pm
You mean that's Dennis Miller? I hadn't recognised him.
aPauling - September 2, 2008, 1:46 pm
I loved it when she did the Weekend Update on SNL.


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