Sammich Demotivational Poster
NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?
A TRUE WOMAN - She rightfully defends her territory... the kitchen. Now...stop playing around and make me a sammich!
DREAMS - Sometimes, they come true.
REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY -
MCDONALDS - Their Burgers Are Made Fresh !!
MAKE ME A SAMMICH -
HONEY COME AND GET IT - I made you a sammich !
SAMMICH - Looks like this one could use some meat !!
SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.
TAKE AWAY THE -
ULTIMATE SAMMICH!! - Two grilled cheese sandwiches as buns... ...BRILLIANT!
BUN IN THE OVEN - Wow...that is very good dear... Now quit standing around and finish my sammich
MAKE HIM A SAMMICH -
AH THE GOOD 'OL DAYS - When women accepted their natural place
GO AHEAD - Tell me to get you a sammich ONE MORE TIME
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN -
FRANK BARONE - MAKE ME A SAMMICH!
JOHN MONTAGU, 4TH EARL OF SAMMICH - Wench, bring me meat tucked between two slices of bread.
THE FEMINISTS PICNIC -
FATAL MISTAKE -
OH NO -
KFC DOUBLE DOWN LUTHER SANDWICH - An offering was made to the SAMMICH Gods...and they rejoiced! All is well in the land again.
FEMINIST ICONS -
THE ONE -
WELCOME TO BUDS -
THE POWER OF CHRIST - Compels You To Make Me a Sammich!
FRAIL BAIT - Because you don't want to share that sammich deleted deleted
hooter girls -
CONFUSED - It's Donuts guys, get with the program!
HEY BILL - Wanna swap your PB&J for my cucumber and cheese
WHERE'S MY SAMMICH? -
S E X I S M - You can be classy about it too
WOMEN - Is there anything they can't do Apparently yes there is, make my sammich !!
A HAPPY MARRIAGE - Quitcherbitchin! Now go make me a sammich!
LOVE HURTS - and she won't even make you a sammich after this
WELL, OF COURSE IT IS! - It is however going to get damn uncomfortable around here if someone doesn't get me my sammich!
LIPSTICK - Looks better on my cock Now make me a sammich
GUITAR HEROINE -
LAST WORDS -
EXCUSE ME? -
GO ON! - Tell me to make you a sammich one more f%ing time
IRONY - Steve, After Showing Off His New Tattoo Realized He Was Hungry.... And Had No Cash For A Sammich
Do I see a sammich? -
I DON'T WANT NO FISH - Make me sammich bitch !
SAMMICH - MaZ I Plz Haz Sum Extra Brst Meat & Mayo?
THAT ONE CHICK -
YOUR MAMMA, MY SAMMICH! -
WHAT A WOMAN - "Ok dear I'm back from my trail blazing flight; What kind of sammich did you want?'
GREAT IDEAS - They never come after a pastrami on rye. You only get nightmares about trashy women. Anyone know a great late-night Deli?
MOTIFAKE HELL -
I GET BY - with a little help from my friends
AGGY'S MORNING WALKS - an important part of starting the day off right
THANK YOU HONEY, NOW TAKE A HIKE -
IMPRESSIVE KNIFE -
CUBBY - Stop staring and make a sammich!
GET BACK HERE - and make me a sammich!
RESIDENT EVIL -
FIRST LADY OR NOT... - She Still Has To Make Sammiches.
REJECTION - I thought she was the love of my life. I imagined us growing old together. Why did I wipe it off on the drapes?
JUDO LESSON -
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EMERGENCY - With his sammich maker out of town we had to do an emergency airdrop to keep him from eating the neighbor's kids
UN-MANNED - See what happens when she is not in the kitchen making a sammich?
MARITAL ARGUEMENTS - It's never too early to start !!
VELVET ELVIS - No longer just a crappy painting! Now a crappy Cabernet Sauvignon from the Napa Valley!
FIST SAMMICH -
HAIKU INTERLUDE #19 -
SPAM!! - Not only it taste great on Sammich but it messes up your emails too~yum!!
CONGRATS!!!1!!!1111!!ONE!! - ...Now go make me a sammich bitch.